Come Get A Taste

A few weeks ago, after a dissatisfying night of sleep, I decided a change must be made in my life. After serious consolation with various people (i.e. Chad Christoff, Frank "The Can-Man," and Andrew Walsh) I decided to start a blog.

It all started on a crazy night filled with a speedball championship, intimate kisses, and boxing gloves. After winning the speedball championship hosted by White House last Saturday night with my partner David Arsenault, I took off with Chad and Jonathan Antrim to an undisclosed location. As we continued to further the fun of our night, I placed a boxing glove found within the undisclosed house on my left hand and attacked Chad. At the same moment, Jonathan threw various "hay-makers" with the boxing glove on his right hand. I definitely underestimated Chad's speed. He came at me like Chuck Liddell and threatened to toss me over the railing and down a flight of stairs. As I recall, Chad stated: "Start a blog, bitch!" The seed was planted.

The next day, at American Lunch with The Christoff's '08, Andrew Walsh suprisingly showed up and partook in a meal for the ages (the meal featured various American and Iowa things, like steak, corn, potatoes, garlic bread, mushrooms, watermelon, sun tea, kool-aid, and cheesecake). I relayed my interest in Walsh's fantastic blog, and asked a couple of questions. He had one solid answer to my inquiry: "Yeah, blogging is pretty sweet." I was becoming more convinced than ever to create this baby.

Not long after Walsh poetically laid down the beauty of blogging, I saw a local town icon named Frank "The Can-Man." As he was placing nearly 200 Keystone and Miller High Life cans into the trunk of his 2008 Gold Chevy Impala he asked me a simple question upon seeing me with some luggage before my vacation to NY. He asked: "You're leaving?" My answer: "No Frank. I'll be back." And back I am, with a blogspot. I must give credit where credit is due. THANKS FRANK!

So I am here to spread the word about the actions overtaking my life while also providing everyone with a little bit of humor here and there.

Please bookmark me and stay tuned as my blog evolves into an interesting piece of corresponding nonsense.